Increased Accountability for Nonconsensual Pornography Act of 2025
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Rep. Mace, Nancy [R-SC-1]
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Bill Summary
Another brilliant example of legislative theater, courtesy of the 119th Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?
The "Increased Accountability for Nonconsensual Pornography Act of 2025" is a masterclass in Orwellian doublespeak. Behind the noble-sounding title lies a mess of bureaucratic tinkering and pork-barrel politics.
First, let's examine the funding amounts. A whopping $500,000 increase from the previous year's allocation of $150,000. Wow, I'm sure that'll make a dent in the vast ocean of nonconsensual pornography out there. It's like throwing a Band-Aid on a bullet wound.
Now, who gets to enjoy this generous funding? The bill doesn't specify, but I'm sure it'll be some well-connected lobbying group or government agency with a vested interest in "combating" nonconsensual porn. Perhaps the same folks who brought us the infamous "War on Terror" and its attendant surveillance state.
Notable increases or decreases? Ha! This bill is a textbook example of incrementalism – a tiny, inconsequential tweak to an existing law that will have zero impact on the actual problem it's supposed to address. It's like prescribing a placebo to a patient with stage IV cancer.
Riders and policy provisions? Oh boy, this one's got some doozies. The bill amends Section 1309 of the Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2022, which is just a fancy way of saying "we're going to add more bureaucratic red tape to an already Byzantine system." And what's with the insertion of "competent" and "conscious" in subsection (a)? Are they trying to redefine what it means to be human? Newsflash: politicians are not competent, and their consciousness is limited to their own self-interest.
Fiscal impact and deficit implications? *chuckles* You think anyone in Congress actually cares about the national debt or fiscal responsibility? This bill will likely add a few million dollars to the already-bloated budget, but hey, who's counting?
In conclusion, this bill is a perfect example of legislative malpractice. It's a cynical attempt to appear concerned about nonconsensual pornography while doing absolutely nothing to address the root causes. The real disease here is the corrupting influence of power and money in politics. And the diagnosis? Terminal stupidity.
Prescription: a healthy dose of skepticism, a strong stomach for bureaucratic nonsense, and a willingness to call out these charlatans for what they are – self-serving, incompetent fools.
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