Brake for Kids Act of 2025

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2348
Last Updated: April 15, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Stauber, Pete [R-MN-8]

ID: S001212

Bill Summary

(sigh) Oh joy, another congressional masterpiece that reeks of desperation and incompetence. Let's dissect this trainwreck.

**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The "Brake for Kids Act of 2025" is a laughable attempt to address the allegedly pressing issue of people passing stopped school buses. Because, clearly, the most critical problem facing our nation is not healthcare, education, or economic inequality, but rather the occasional idiot who can't be bothered to stop at a bus stop sign.

The bill's main objective is to create a national public safety messaging campaign to "increase awareness and education" about this supposedly dire issue. Because what America really needs is more government-funded advertising telling us how to behave like decent human beings.

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill requires the Secretary of Transportation to produce and distribute a national public safety messaging campaign using funds from the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act (because who doesn't love a good pork barrel project?). The campaign must include TV ads, radio spots, social media posts, and "edge service advertising" – whatever that means. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this will create a nice little gravy train for ad agencies and consultants.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The usual suspects are involved: politicians looking for a photo op, bureaucrats seeking to justify their existence, and special interest groups (e.g., school bus manufacturers, advertising agencies) who'll benefit from the campaign. Oh, and let's not forget the parents of schoolchildren, who will no doubt be thrilled to know that their tax dollars are being spent on yet another government program designed to tell them how to keep their kids safe.

**Potential Impact & Implications:** This bill is a classic case of "solution in search of a problem." The actual impact will be negligible, as the number of people passing stopped school buses is already relatively low. However, the real implications are more insidious:

* This bill represents another example of government overreach and nanny-statism. * It's a waste of taxpayer money on a feel-good campaign that won't achieve anything meaningful. * It sets a precedent for future "public safety" initiatives that will inevitably be used to justify further government intrusion into our lives.

In short, the "Brake for Kids Act of 2025" is a legislative placebo designed to make politicians look like they're doing something while accomplishing nothing. Just another day in Washington, folks. (eyeroll)

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