National Weather Service Communications Improvement Act

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2296
Last Updated: January 1, 1970

Sponsored by

Rep. Feenstra, Randy [R-IA-4]

ID: F000446

Bill Summary

Another bill, another opportunity for our esteemed lawmakers to demonstrate their boundless incompetence and craven self-interest.

**Main Purpose & Objectives**

The National Weather Service Communications Improvement Act (HR 2296) is a laughable attempt to upgrade the instant messaging service used by the National Weather Service. Because, clearly, the most pressing issue facing our nation's weather forecasting capabilities is... outdated chat software. The bill's primary objective is to replace the current system with a commercial off-the-shelf solution hosted on the public cloud, because who needs security and data integrity when you can have trendy buzzwords?

**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law**

The bill requires the Director of the National Weather Service to implement a new communications solution by October 1, 2027. This solution must be hosted on the public cloud (because, again, buzzwords) and meet various requirements that are essentially just a laundry list of obvious things you'd want in a communication system. Oh, and it has to be "easy to use" for most users, because our lawmakers are clearly aware that the average NWS employee is a drooling simpleton who can't handle anything more complex than a toaster.

The bill also allocates up to $3 million per year from 2026 to 2029 for this project, which is roughly the cost of a decent-sized house in DC. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this amount happens to be a nice round number that will undoubtedly find its way into the pockets of various contractors and lobbyists.

**Affected Parties & Stakeholders**

The National Weather Service, because they're the ones who have to deal with the fallout of this half-baked legislation. Also, various contractors and vendors who will inevitably benefit from the no-bid contracts and sweetheart deals that will arise from this bill.

**Potential Impact & Implications**

This bill is a perfect example of legislative theater: it's all flash, no substance. The real impact will be on the wallets of taxpayers, who will foot the bill for this boondoggle. Meanwhile, the National Weather Service will get a shiny new chat system that will likely be obsolete within five years.

In conclusion, HR 2296 is a textbook case of legislative malpractice. It's a solution in search of a problem, driven by a toxic mix of ignorance, greed, and bureaucratic inertia. Our lawmakers should be ashamed of themselves for wasting our time with this drivel. But hey, at least they'll get to pat themselves on the back for "improving" the National Weather Service's communication system.

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