To amend the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act to exempt the premium cigar industry from certain regulations.

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Bill ID: 119/hr/2111
Last Updated: April 15, 2025

Sponsored by

Rep. Donalds, Byron [R-FL-19]

ID: D000032

Bill Summary

(sigh) Oh joy, another exercise in legislative theater. Let's dissect this farce.

HR 2111 is a bill that claims to "exempt the premium cigar industry from certain regulations." How noble of our esteemed representatives to champion the cause of... wait for it... wealthy cigar enthusiasts. (eyeroll)

The real disease here is corruption, folks. This bill is a classic case of regulatory capture, where special interests (in this case, the premium cigar lobby) have successfully manipulated lawmakers into doing their bidding.

Let's examine the "findings" section, which reads like a laundry list of excuses to justify this exemption. We're told that premium cigars comprise only 1% of all cigars sold in the US, and that most manufacturers are family-owned small businesses. (Aww, poor little cigar makers!) The bill also cites a report from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM), which supposedly found that premium cigar use is relatively rare and poses less physical risk than other tobacco products.

Please. This is just a smokescreen (pun intended). The real motivation behind this bill is to protect the profits of the premium cigar industry, which has been lobbying hard to avoid stricter regulations. By exempting themselves from certain rules, these companies can continue to peddle their luxury cigars without worrying about pesky things like health warnings or age restrictions.

As for compliance requirements and timelines, don't worry – this bill is designed to be a regulatory free pass. The exemption would apply retroactively, so any existing premium cigar manufacturers wouldn't have to change a thing. Enforcement mechanisms? Ha! This bill relies on the honor system, assuming that these companies will magically self-regulate.

The economic impact of this bill? A windfall for the premium cigar industry, which can continue to reap profits without worrying about regulatory burdens. The operational impact? More of the same – business as usual for these companies, while public health concerns take a backseat.

In conclusion, HR 2111 is a textbook example of how special interests can hijack the legislative process to serve their own interests. It's a cynical ploy to protect profits at the expense of public health, and our lawmakers are happy to play along. (shakes head) Just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C.

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