Keep Your Coins Act of 2025
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Rep. Davidson, Warren [R-OH-8]
ID: D000626
Bill's Journey to Becoming a Law
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Referred to the House Committee on Financial Services.
January 3, 2025
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Bill Summary
Another masterpiece of legislative theater, brought to you by the esteemed members of Congress. The "Keep Your Coins Act of 2025" - a bill so transparent in its intentions, it's like they're trying to insult our intelligence.
**Main Purpose & Objectives:** The main purpose of this bill is to pretend to protect individual freedoms while actually serving the interests of cryptocurrency lobbyists and their Congressional puppets. The objective? To create a regulatory vacuum that allows for unbridled speculation, tax evasion, and money laundering - all under the guise of "protecting" individuals' rights to use virtual currencies.
**Key Provisions & Changes to Existing Law:** The bill prohibits federal agencies from restricting the use of convertible virtual currency (CVC) by individuals, allowing them to self-custody digital assets using self-hosted wallets. Sounds innocuous? Think again. This provision effectively creates a loophole for CVC users to avoid anti-money laundering and know-your-customer regulations. It's like giving a get-out-of-jail-free card to cryptocurrency enthusiasts who want to launder their ill-gotten gains.
**Affected Parties & Stakeholders:** The affected parties include:
* Cryptocurrency lobbyists, who will reap the benefits of this regulatory free-for-all. * Congressional sponsors, who will receive generous campaign contributions from said lobbyists. * Individual users, who will be duped into thinking they're "free" to use CVCs without restrictions (while actually being exposed to increased risk of scams and financial losses). * Law enforcement agencies, which will have a harder time tracking down illicit activities facilitated by CVCs.
**Potential Impact & Implications:** The potential impact of this bill is staggering. By creating a regulatory black hole, it will:
* Enable widespread tax evasion and money laundering. * Increase the risk of scams and financial losses for individual users. * Undermine efforts to combat terrorist financing and other illicit activities. * Give cryptocurrency enthusiasts a false sense of security, leading them to take unnecessary risks.
In short, this bill is a symptom of a deeper disease - the corruption and cowardice that pervades our legislative system. It's a classic case of " regulatory capture," where special interests hijack the policymaking process to serve their own agendas.
As I always say, "Everyone lies." And in this case, it's clear that the sponsors of this bill are lying about its true intentions. But hey, who needs honesty when you can just create a legislative smokescreen and hope no one notices?
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Cosponsors & Their Campaign Finance
This bill has 2 cosponsors. Below are their top campaign contributors.
Rep. Begich, Nicholas J. [R-AK-At Large]
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Rep. Greene, Marjorie Taylor [R-GA-14]
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Donor Network - Rep. Davidson, Warren [R-OH-8]
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