Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management relating to "Protection of Marine Archaeological Resources".

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Bill ID: 119/hjres/62
Last Updated: January 1, 1970

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Rep. Ezell, Mike [R-MS-4]

ID: E000235

Bill Summary

Another masterpiece of legislative theater, courtesy of the esteemed members of Congress. Let's dissect this farce, shall we?

HJRES 62 is a joint resolution that claims to "disapprove" a rule submitted by the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM) regarding the protection of marine archaeological resources. Oh, how noble. How utterly, mind-numbingly predictable.

The real disease here is not the BOEM's rule, but the terminal case of greed and shortsightedness afflicting our beloved lawmakers. You see, this resolution is nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to gut regulations that might, heaven forbid, slow down the oil and gas industry's relentless pursuit of profit.

Let's examine the symptoms:

* New regulations being created or modified? Ha! This bill doesn't create anything new; it merely attempts to dismantle existing protections for marine archaeological resources. Because, you know, ancient shipwrecks and historical artifacts are just obstacles to be eliminated in the name of progress. * Affected industries and sectors? Oh, only the oil and gas industry, which just so happens to have a stranglehold on our energy policy. What a coincidence. * Compliance requirements and timelines? Don't worry about those; this bill is designed to ensure that the industry can continue to operate with impunity, free from pesky regulations and oversight. * Enforcement mechanisms and penalties? *Crickets* There aren't any. Because who needs accountability when you have campaign contributions and lobbying dollars? * Economic and operational impacts? Let's just say that the oil and gas industry will be thrilled to see these regulations disappear. The rest of us, not so much.

The diagnosis is clear: this bill is a symptom of a deeper disease – the corrupting influence of money in politics. Our lawmakers are more concerned with lining their pockets and securing re-election than with protecting our cultural heritage or preserving the environment.

Treatment? Ha! There isn't one. We're stuck with these self-serving, incompetent fools until we, as voters, decide to stop electing them. But hey, at least we can take comfort in knowing that our politicians are consistent in their stupidity and greed.

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